With apologies to the Rolling Stones for taking our headline from their song1. (and using it out of context), we note, as have the newspapers and several other Night Entertainment blogs, that there is an increasing density of black ladies-of-the-evening on the prowl at the lower end of Sukhumvit Road.
Polychromous negotiations in front of the Landmark Hotel.
In this regard, a number of people have mentioned to us that there have been so-called 'foreign invasions' of varying nationalities over the years, but they have been (largely) of the male variety, not-so-much female. (Starting in 1976, the German 'invasion', then the Japanese 'invasion', the Arab 'invasion'.... ....and now the Chinese 'invasion'.) Those of you who have been here for any length of time will recall that this is not accurate. In 2005-2006 there was a distinct influx of what was called (by some) the "Russian hooker invasion", which was actually an influx of young ladies from a number of East European countries. *Click* to see our article White Heat <link> in our April 2006 edition.
Still..... blondes have more fun....
This particular so-called 'invasion' from the Dark Continent
has been growing slowly for a couple of years, only now receiving Media attention - as the increasing numbers on the street become unavoidably obvious. Part of the reason they are more noticeable is they are decidedly more aggressive than the home-grown variety of 'ladies-of-the-evening'. ( But take note, the 'new-kids-on-the-block' from Africa are not half as aggressive as Bangkok's local transvestite hookers [katoeys]. )
A long night for a short lady....
There has not been any perceptible crackdown on this curbside build-up of young African ladies - but then why would there be? This very same area of Sukhumvit Road - centered at Soi Nana - is where the transvestite hookers [katoeys] continue their nightly prowl around the entrance to Nana Plaza, and the local demimondaines continue to crowd around the Nana Hotel parking lot. -And neither of these groups is being harassed by Bangkok'sMen In Too-Tight Uniforms for what is, at least on the ledger-book, an illegal act - or three. How long this 'Sweet Dark Angels'demographic bubble will last is anyone's guess, but it has been around long enough to garner a paragraph, or two, in the ongoing history of Bangkok's Night Entertainment Scene.
Probably a bit out of the blue, and I'm guessing the first time you've been asked this.
I enjoy your column on the comings and goings of nightlife areas. I've been coming to Bangkok and Thailand a couple of times a year for about 15 years.
In January, I am coming with my 13 year old son, as a coming of (teen)age kind of trip. Mostly we will be riding a motorbike out of Chiang Mai, but we have a couple of nights in BKK first.
One of my favourite things about BKK, is the beer bars of Queen's Park Plaza (which I think is the last remnant of them since the demise of Soi Zero and Washington Sq.). I love playing pool, buying the girls drinks for the pleasure of their company, and generally having a moderately wild time.
My usual program is Queen's Park Plaza and especially Lucky Bar from about 2pm, until 10pm, when I move over to watch the chaos on Soi Cowboy.
Will have The Boy in the hotel before 10pm, but wondering whether you think the bars of Queen's Park Plaza would be OK with a 13YO in the early afternoon until early evening before things 'hot up'.
If not Queen's Park Plaza, any ideas of bars kind of like that, but more PG than R rated?
Cheers,
D.
Greetings, D,
The posted legal age for entering a bar is 20 years of age, and is in effect whether or not signs have been posted. There is always the chance that a police check at any time could prove to be uncomfortable for you and your son, to say the least. But it would be much more unpleasant for the bar - as the bar could be closed down for an arbitrary and lengthy period.
That having been said, should you want to try visiting the QPP in the afternoon with your son, the best policy is to ask around at the bars first, as you would likely get different answers at different bars. Many of these 'bar beers' and 'pool bars' are actually licensed as "restaurants" and not "bars", and have different rules by which they must abide. You might want to check on the license(s) with the management. In the event of a police check, it would of course be best to be visiting a venue registered as a 'restaurant'.
If asked, be prepared to tell a police officer that you were assured by the manager that the venue was a restaurant, and not a bar, and that your sole objective was to spend the afternoon playing pool. Of course, it would be prudent to make sure your son is not drinking or holding an alcoholic beverage, and that the chit in the cup supports the fact that he is drinking a non-alcoholic beverage. Should you decide to proceed, there will always be some risk, however small, and I would be remiss if I didn't make note.
Some general Info: If at the back of QPP, it is almost (ALMOST) a certainty that there will be no police checks in the afternoons / early evenings. The police do tend to check regularly at the QPP after 02:00 hours, as many of the bars there stay open until 03:00 - 04:00 hrs, and the police drift over from Soi Cowboy after it has closed - to see what is going on, and perhaps to see what's in it for them by letting the QPP bars stay open longer than the allowed....
Also for info. Technically (and absurdly) speaking, between 2pm - 5pm, and midnight - 11am it is illegal to sell alcohol. While this has never (to my knowledge) been enforced in any bars open in the daytime, any such police check during that time could prove embarrassing, or worse, should alcohol be on sale and the police decided to make an issue of it.
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Hi,
No question.., just feedback. Do enjoy your site. Keep up the good work. I read it every week regardles if I am in SEA or Europe at the time.
Cheers,
Anders
Greetings, Anders,
Very much appreciate the feedback. Thanks for writing in.
Mizu's is the true mollusk of Patpong 1 - opening shortly after the end of World War II, it was the original home of the Foreign Correspondents Club of Thailand. Our greatest fear is that it will close before we have had a chance to do full photo coverage of upstairs and downstairs for the historical records....
The Thai Smile Bar has closed its doors - perhaps for the last time - if our gander through the window was seeing things correctly. We'll keep an eye out, and if it comes back on line, we shall duly report....
Alack-and-alas... Cowboy'sFive Star bar sits darkened and gutted to the gunwales... It has been there for at least 25 years - before we were keeping regular surveys of the Bar Areas. Greener grass, ladies.... We have included a couple of archive photos below.
Excuse us as we hack our way ever so slowly through the vagaries of learning how to present decent video clips on MIDNITE HOUR - what with finding a reliable editing / compression app with universal codecs.... This month we have attempted to capture Spankys animated signage - something that just couldn't be done with still photography... We shall include this clip in the archives.
Caught in the midweek monsoon deluge, we ducked into the new Hillary 1, and as the rain didn't let up, we decided to try a pizza. While we waited, we met a number of the superstar outside waitresses - each with a classic Thai Smile... Several of the young ladies spotted our Sony camera going to waste - and requested a near-endless number of photos. One of those appearing below.
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SOI NANA
More Than A Rumor... ...LESS THAN A FACT
Hey, just a darn minute... something is not right here... Hillary 2 is throwing a 20th Birthday Party for the Climax Disco....(Did we hear that correctly?) But, you say, Climax closed down on Soi Ambassador a few months ago, and it definitely has not reopened. On further investigation, one of the senior staff explained: sometime before the end of the year the Climax will reopen in its original location - and the ongoing celebrations are, in part, an affirmation of that reopening. Like we said, more than a rumor, less than a fact....
SOI NANA
The latest bar to open in the Rajah Hotel compound is the Yardbird. A mini bar, actually, but you never know - from tiny acorns... Welcome them as they cast their lot with the rest.
On a general topic, the Rajah Hotel has a considerably greater amount of space available for future Night Entertainment Venues than would be apparent to the casual observer. In addition to the as-yet unopened areas in the upstairs and downstairs of the outbuilding at the right, the entire 2nd level above the new Hillary 1 awaits new Nightspots. As does the entire 2nd level above the recently closed Night Witch Bangkok. (Who knew !). And additionally to all of the above, when the new structures (old Hillary 1 area) are completed, there will be additional ground level space for potential Nitespots. This would potentially create a Night Entertainment Area as large as Nana Plaza. Not that this will likely eventuate - for one, without A Go-Go licenses, the area is forever limited: it will never be more than BBs and Pool Bars....
SOI NANA
Located deep in Soi Nana, the Naree Massage is sporting some new signage - at last something that can be seen from down the street a ways. May they continue to slip and slide...
SOI NANA
The Heaven's Bar (located across from the entrance to Soi 6) has closed yet again. It appears to be caught up in the renovations of the entire complex. Another wait-and-see, but somehow we don't think it will be resurrected after the compound upgrade....
SOI NANA
What's Your Sign? UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES
VIDEO CLIP
Since the almost universal availability of the 'Smart Phone' and messaging apps such as LINE and WhatsApp that allow video VOIP, deaf mutes in Thailand have reaped an Order-Of-Magnitude emancipation of communication. No one anticipated the deaf-mute population would be able to 'sign' to any other deaf-mute in any part of the globe - using available WiFi. Marvelous...
Rising from the ashes of what was once the Cave Club (up until three months ago - ground floor Holiday Inn) is the brand-new Talli. Welcome them to partytown.
We at MIDNITE HOUR couldn't help but pick the Talli exterior as the Door Art Of The Month - stark red blasting out of the dark corner that used to be the Cave Club. This time around, the signage is more than easily spotted by passing street traffic - a big plus...
SOI 22 (Sukhumvit)
The Five & Nine started out as a restaurant a few months ago, so we paid scant attention. However we were met with bar hostesses sitting on the small verandah this time around. We asked: it is now a bar (but they still serve food...) Let the nightgames begin....
SOI 22 (Sukhumvit)
The deep-in-the-soi Keep In Touch, open about two months now - has some new signage worthy of note - it can actually be seen from the top of the soi (Soi Starlight). Keep on runnin'...
SOI 22 (Sukhumvit)
The Luna Lounge has sprung up from nowhere in the old upstairs digs of the long-defunct Overground. Located in the Honey Plaza enclave - which may be a problem as far as being seen by passing foot traffic. Nevertheless, welcome them to the bright lights, big city....
SOI 22 (Sukhumvit)
The Marigold Massage has also put up some new signage - out at roadside, where it can do some good... May they fare well on the slippery slopes....
Insanity is big and bright and proven to be an extremely entertaining and successful Nitespot. However, I, from another era, don't know what constitutes the gray matter between the ears of the modern 'clubber'. In our day, there were disk jockeys [DJ's] with a sense of music, a sense of humor and a sense of who they were. They knew they were there to play music - they had no pretensions of Superstardom. Wolfman Jack, Huggie Boy, Art Laboe just to name a few. Do today's clubbers really flock to Night Entertainment Venues because there is a super hot DJ (or three)? Today, we see DJ's promoted on giant posters, newspaper entertainment sheets and marquees as the next coming of Elvis. Rather than ranting on, our thoughts have been paralleled 'to a T' by commentator Paul Joseph Watson (with apologies for borrowing his copyrighted material) :
"There is .... this bizarre exultation of modern DJ's as if they're Magicians of Musicianship, when they're just pretentious wankers whose sole function involves pressing a button every five minutes. At least old-school DJ's used to require a few practical skills to entertain a crowd. Now thanks to Electronic Dance Music -EDM- the enjoyment of which requires the listener to be mashed off his tits on bath salts, even Paris f-ing Hilton is calling herself a "DJ".
SOI AMBASSADOR (Sukhumvit Soi 11)
Wax Sugar Club have reopened, and put up some less conspicuous neon over the door (not as seen in the file photo below). Let the rock continue to rock...
SOI AMBASSADOR (Sukhumvit Soi 11)
Zaks remains a busy Nitespot (at least downstairs) - their outdoor lounge is most conducive. May they keep on keeping on.
SOI AMBASSADOR (Sukhumvit Soi 11)
The Harmony 2 Massage, located on the ground level behind the parking lot in the Fenix Bldg, didn't stand a chance - or so we thought... This time around, they had in fact reopened, lights ablaze - they are obviously back full-tilt. Welcome them back to the neon circus.
While mid-survey, in need of resting weary feet, we chanced by the White Bar at the very back of the QPP for a cool Schweppes tonic. In later conversation with the vivacious proprietress (3rd from the right, below) she requested we promote the White Bar on Bangkok Eyes. The service being great, and the servers being friendly, we could only say 'OK'.
QUEEN's PARK PLAZA (Sukhumvit 22)
The Classic Club finally went the way of the Hesperornis - after running on empty for the last several months (and lately without a sign). Don't you know what the night can do?
The Check Inn 99 now seems to be running with a full head of steam. We thought of making Check Inn 99 the Door Art of the Month, but we are holding out for their trademark marquee'd awning... Get down tonight....
SOI DEAD ARTISTS (Sukhumvit 33)
Now that Blue Heaven has moved out from the back of the small alley next to Tenderloins, the Anego has ratcheted it up a notch. Let 'er rip, then, gents.
SOI DEAD ARTISTS (Sukhumvit 33)
The Tsubaki Club has taken over (expanded into) their now-defunct next door neighbor's digs (the Tomoe Club). When we stopped by to talk to the mamasan, we noted an impressive bevy of attractive hostesses awaiting prospective Japanese customers....
SOI DEAD ARTISTS (Sukhumvit 33)
The Tsudoi is the latest Nitespot to give up Soi Dead Artists for greener pastures (they have a map of their new location taped to the door, for those interested). May they be dealt a better hand....
SOI DEAD ARTISTS (Sukhumvit 33)
The Kocho Ran massage has closed down, and they are renovating late into the nights. Only time will tell if they reopen, or if a new Nitespot will take their place.
What was, as late as last month, the Bai Fern Massage has become the Cheers Bar (but they still have massage upstairs)... Break a leg, ladies...
SOI EDEN (Sukhumvit 7/1)
Monsoon rains generally provide an inch to 2 inches of water in Soi Eden, thereby discouraging nightcrawlers from wading in. Not to worry, we only have about one more month of rainy season before the beginning of the cool season....
The Casablanca (actually Dick's Cafe Bangkok) now closes on Thursdays - and the only way you would know that is if you wade through a sea of parked motorcycles to read a very tiny sign. Or, of course, read it here....
Bangkok Eyes goes back in time to
see
Who was new - And who was through
in the Expat Night Entertainment world.
How many of these old 'oases'
do you remember ?
Patpong I
October 1997
*- No changes that month / year. -
Patpong 2
October 1997
*- No changes that month / year. -
Soi Cowboy
October 1997
*The Bluebird Lounge opened on the 2nd level of Bluebird Club. Bluebird (all floors) would eventually become Baccara - which is still at that location.
*Crazy Jack's Shadow dropped "Crazy Jack's" - becoming just Shadow - after Crazy Jack died under mysterious circumstances while up-country. This loc is currently the Crazy Cat.
Nana Plaza
October 1997
* A new bar, initially unnamed, opened on the 3rd Level. It would eventually be named Hollywood II Rock & Roll.
Soi Katoey ( Silom Soi 4 )
October 1997
*The Gold Star Bar closed down. It was located just next-door, and deeper in the Soi, to today's Banana Bar on 4.
Buckskin Joe Village (~ October 1988 to October 2006)
(Also known -originally- as Tobacco Road or Soi Rot Fai or, 'The Tracks', and later as Machim [Thai] and Soi Zero)
In a nation where everything is either mandatory or forbidden, graffiti is, of course one of the more seriously enforced 'verboten' activities (unless the owner gives permission [?!] ). So it is a most interesting anomaly that Berlin's Bülowstraße (Bulow Street) has become vast 'walking graffiti exhibition' - everything from mega-murals on multistory buildings to lamppost doodles...
The Urban Nation Museum for Urban Contemporary Art
It is therefore not surprising that Berlin's newest art gallery, The Urban Nation Museum for Urban Contemporary Art, would be located on Bulow Street. The museum, dedicated primarily to 'Street Art' is itself is decorated on the outside with various graf murals, while within it contains a number of original graf works from invited street artists, and reproductions of local mega-murals and other 'pieces'.
An Urban Nation inspired 'mural' on Bulow Street.
The Urban Nation doesn't reveal its obviously deep-pocketted sponsors, but does engage in a lot of the anticipated artsy-phartsy word-spiel on their grander mission of giving graf artists the opportunities 'they deserve' and to 'realize themselves', and of course, on the preservation of the artwork. Their motto: "Connect. Create. Care. "-" Connect. Create. Protect".
A view inside the Urban Nation gallery showing several reproductions.
They also claim to be "the first (gallery) dedicated to street art in the world". This is not, of course, accurate - and a rather bold claim, in that they don't even have to walk very far to find the East Side Gallery - which displays approximately 105 works created in 1990 by a selection of artists from around the planet. It is a full 1,316 meters of the actual Berlin Wall, but that's another story..... To visit, click here:
EAST SIDE GALLERY ''THE WALL''.
Another iteration of the 'open' side of the Urban Nation museum.
So should you be in Berlin, and want to immerse yourself in the full visual spectactle of their graffiti scene, indoors and out, do not miss the opportunity to take a walking tour of Bulow Street. Should you be interested in a sneak-peek visual tour of the Urban Nation gallery and its showcasing of 150 various street artists (at last count), click here: URBAN NATION GALLERY .
The much-talked-about Eagle at the Urban Nation gallery.
Another Bulow Street scene.
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Graffiti #983
Something Happened...
10 ft high x 10 ft
Graffiti #984
The Boys R Back In Town
8 ft high x 39 ft
Graffiti #985
Calabashes
8 ft high x 14 ft
Graffiti #986
Corner-Hold
10 ft high x 5 ft (center panel)
Graffiti #987
Hangnails
7 ft high x 13 ft
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(Boge's photo, above, is not a graffitiper-se, although there are those who have insinuated....
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Ed)